Paul Ballard : Weren't you, um, seeing someone?
Mellie : Mmm-hmm.
Paul Ballard : Rick.
Mellie : Dick.
Paul Ballard : Really, I thought it was Rick.
Mellie : Oh, his name is Rick.
Paul Ballard : Ooh.
Mellie : Mmm-hmm. He said he didn't see me as a long-term investment. Said he wanted to, ah, dump the stock before it went public. He talks like that. He works at a donut shop.
Paul Ballard : What a Rick.
Mellie : [after making love] I'm not gonna freak out on you.
Paul Ballard : Uhhhh... good?
Mellie : When you tell me this is all a mistake and we should forget it ever happened, I'm gonna be very cool. You're going to be bothered by how cool I am.
Paul Ballard : What if I don't say that?
Mellie : I'll still be cool, but not *as* cool.
Paul Ballard : What if you tell *me* it was a mistake?
Mellie : God! You're going to be so clingy. Weeping and moping, texting me. It's too embarrassing.
Paul Ballard : I'm not a piece of meat, you know! I have a heart.