The Bleeding (2009)

Surrounded by carnage, slaughter, brutal crashes and total mayhem, Shawn Black is in a race to save the world from pure evil.

Director:

Charlie Picerni

Writer:

Lance Lane (screenplay)

Stars:

Michael Matthias, Vinnie Jones, Nancy Young

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Michael Matthias	...	Black
Vinnie Jones	...	Cain
Nancy Young	...	Nurse
Armand Assante	...	Det. Jake Plummer
William McNamara	...	Det. Dan Williams
Robert Capelli Jr.	...	Jay-K
Alejandra Picozzi	...	Kijakazi
DMX	...	Tagg
Lance Lane	...	Vampire In Mens Room
Rachelle Leah	...	Lena
Madison Moss	...	Jenny (as Madison Weidberg)
Tony Schiena	...	Johnny the Perv
Pittsburgh Slim	...	Crash
Michael Madsen	...	Father Roy
Fabiano Iha	...	Mime

Storyline

Surrounded by carnage, slaughter, brutal crashes and total mayhem, Shawn Black is in a race to save the world from pure evil.

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Plot Keywords:

graveyard | weapons cache | muscle car | priest | vampire hunter | 

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Genres:

Action | Horror

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for violence, language and brief nudity

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

2 November 2009 (USA)

Also Known As:

Eisitirio gia tin Kolasi

Filming Locations:

Dock Street Oyster Bar, 12 Dock St, Wilmington, North Carolina, USA

Box Office

Budget:

$7,000,000 (estimated)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Iron Bull Films

Technical Specs

Runtime:

80 min

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Did You Know?

Goofs

During the chase scene towards the end of the film, Cain is shown firing his revolver at least 9 times without reloading.

User Reviews

Hmmmm!

Now, I never write reviews or complaint letters to anyone. I'm an observer. However, I can't possibly let this one go without comment.

The short synopsis and cast list I read before watching ticked all the boxes for an enjoyable movie for me, so I sat down eagerly to watch it. How wrong could I have been? It is by far the very worst thing I have ever witnessed on screen as far as I can recall. It has not one single redeeming feature. Not even Vinnie Jones, or Michael Madson. They are hardly Hollywood's greatest actors, I know, but they do have some credibility and have been in some great movies - Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Snatch, Lock Stock..

The concept is fairly sound, if not a little cheesy. The execution, however, is profoundly dismal. The 'story', as it is, is so badly written and portrayed that I actually laughed out loud at the inept stumbling from one scene to another. The acting is some of the very worst to reach the screen and would shame even my five year old god-daughter at her nativity, especially the Vin Diesel wannabe lead character. The direction seems almost absent, as though the film makers just left the actors to it! The script, if there actually was one, is so very, very poorly written and delivered that it may actually make more sense to watch with the sound on mute.

I could go on, and feel the urge to do so. but I'll wrap it up. I spent good, hard-earned money on this movie and feel so very let down. I doubt most film makers could come up with anything as bad as this if they actually tried to make the worst movie ever. There must be some very embarrassed people who agreed to work on this film without knowing how it would finally turn out. Seriously, don't waste your time or money.