Get Low (2009)
Bill Murray: Frank Quinn
Frank Quinn : I sold 26 of the ugliest cars in the middle of December with the wind blowing so far up my ass I was farting snowflakes into July.
Frank Quinn : What are the odds in a funeral home going broke when you have a business that everybody on Earth needs? If you can't make that work, it's got to be you, right? And yet, I don't know. What do you do when people won't die?
Frank Quinn : You've been wanting a shot at sales. As of right now, you're on commission. Remember - foot in the door, establish trust, and drop the hammer.
Buddy : I'd rather you go too.
Frank Quinn : No doubt. But if you don't do this by yourself, you'll never know if you're any good. And you'll never be good if you don't know that you are.
Frank Quinn : [Felix is about to get a haircut and a shave]
Frank Quinn : I wish you wouldn't do that yet.
Frank Quinn : Mr. Bush, you can cut all the hairs you want after we've taken your picture. I'll pay for it.
Felix Bush : Why you want my picture made?
Buddy : We want to run an ad in some papers about your party. Hang some posters up of you.
Felix Bush : You want me to look like this?
Frank Quinn : Yes.
Felix Bush : Why?
Frank Quinn : Why?
Buddy : Well, it's how people recognize you, sir.
Frank Quinn : And you want as many people to come as possible. So...
Felix Bush : So... crazy nutter draws more, hm?
Frank Quinn : [pauses] Don't you think?
Felix Bush : Oh.
[Get's out of barber chair and leaves]