I Love You, Man (2009)
Rashida Jones: Zooey Rice
Peter Klaven : So, my plan is to create this cluster of live/work lofts all along the perimeter here. And - come here - also I'm planning this neighborhoody, kind of dining and retail area in the central square. You know I even had this thought that you, Denise, and Haley could open up a second location for your store...
Zooey : Really? Because Denise keeps talking about wanting to open up another branch.
Peter Klaven : Well it would be great. I I look, the land is a little pricey, so I couldn't develop it right away. But once I sell the Ferrigno Estate I figured out I could at least put a down payment on it, and still have enough money left over for the reception in Santa Barbara...
Zooey : What are you talking about, what reception?
Joyce Klaven : Peter always connected better with women.
Zooey : You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend.
Peter Klaven : Thank you fiancee.
Oswald Klaven : Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian.
Peter Klaven : Oh come on!
Peter Klaven : Hey Tevin.
Tevin Downey : Hey man.
Peter Klaven : What's so funny?
Tevin Downey : One of the guys in my fantasy football league just sent me a QuickTime, it's a grandma riding a Sybian machine.
Peter Klaven : Ha ha, what's that?
Tevin Downey : It's one of those vibrating saddles that women sit on to give them like super intense orgasms.
Peter Klaven : Ohh...
Tevin Downey : Check it out. How sick is that?
Peter Klaven : It's very, that's very sick.
Tevin Downey : So awesome. She's a squirter! She's squirting! Peter, we got a squirter! Old faithful!
Peter Klaven : Hello fiance.
Zooey : Hey baby I totally forgot it's my turn to host lady's night.
Peter Klaven : Oh no prob, I have a fencing practice anyway. I'll grab a beer with Gil and the boys afterward, hit them with the big news
Zooey : Great! I gotta go, love you.
Peter Klaven : Love you too.
Tevin Downey : Peter! Peter! I'm sending it to you.
Peter Klaven : No I don't want it.
Tevin Downey : You got it.
Peter Klaven : Ohh God. I don't even click it, how does it, I didn't click it on
Tevin Downey : She got a bush like a porcupine!
Peter Klaven : I don't want to know anything about her bush. Hi, Lynette.