I Love You, Man (2009) Poster

Rashida Jones: Zooey Rice



  • [first lines] 

    Peter Klaven : So, my plan is to create this cluster of live/work lofts all along the perimeter here. And - come here - also I'm planning this neighborhoody, kind of dining and retail area in the central square. You know I even had this thought that you, Denise, and Haley could open up a second location for your store...

    Zooey : Really? Because Denise keeps talking about wanting to open up another branch.

    Peter Klaven : Well it would be great. I I look, the land is a little pricey, so I couldn't develop it right away. But once I sell the Ferrigno Estate I figured out I could at least put a down payment on it, and still have enough money left over for the reception in Santa Barbara...

    Zooey : What are you talking about, what reception?

  • Joyce Klaven : Peter always connected better with women.

    Zooey : You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend.

    Peter Klaven : Thank you fiancee.

    Oswald Klaven : Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian.

    Peter Klaven : Oh come on!

  • Peter Klaven : Hey Tevin.

    Tevin Downey : Hey man.

    Peter Klaven : What's so funny?

    Tevin Downey : One of the guys in my fantasy football league just sent me a QuickTime, it's a grandma riding a Sybian machine.

    Peter Klaven : Ha ha, what's that?

    Tevin Downey : It's one of those vibrating saddles that women sit on to give them like super intense orgasms.

    Peter Klaven : Ohh...

    Tevin Downey : Check it out. How sick is that?

    Peter Klaven : It's very, that's very sick.

    Tevin Downey : So awesome. She's a squirter! She's squirting! Peter, we got a squirter! Old faithful!

    Peter Klaven : Hello fiance.

    Zooey : Hey baby I totally forgot it's my turn to host lady's night.

    Peter Klaven : Oh no prob, I have a fencing practice anyway. I'll grab a beer with Gil and the boys afterward, hit them with the big news

    Zooey : Great! I gotta go, love you.

    Peter Klaven : Love you too.

    Tevin Downey : Peter! Peter! I'm sending it to you.

    Peter Klaven : No I don't want it.

    Tevin Downey : You got it.

    Peter Klaven : Ohh God. I don't even click it, how does it, I didn't click it on

    Tevin Downey : She got a bush like a porcupine!

    Peter Klaven : I don't want to know anything about her bush. Hi, Lynette.

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