Jennifer's Body (2009) Poster

Johnny Simmons: Chip Dove



  • [from trailer] 

    Needy Lesnicky : Jennifer's evil.

    Chip Dove : I know.

    Needy Lesnicky : No. I mean, she's actually evil. Not high school evil.

  • [from trailer] 

    Chip Dove : I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.

  • Chip Dove : Who cares about Jennifer, and those douche-bags with their douche-bag haircuts and their man-scara? People just burned to death!

  • Chip's Mom : Did you hear what Colin Gray looked like when they found him?

    Chip Dove : Lasagna with teeth?

    Chip's Mom : You heard.

  • Chip Dove : Needy, I care about you. As a person, not just some girl I made love to for four minutes the other night, and I'm scared of what's happening to you.

  • Chip Dove : Stop kidnapping my girlfriend!

  • Chip Dove : She can fly?

    Needy Lesnicky : She's just hovering... It's not that impressive.

    Jennifer Check : God, Do you have to undermine everything I do? You are such a player hater.

  • Chip Dove : Did you get the make and model?

    Needy Lesnicky : I don't know, Chip! An '89 rapist?

  • Chip Dove : I think you might want to talk to the school shrink. I mean, I'm not saying that to be a dill-hole, but...

    Needy Lesnicky : Chip, I don't tell whoppers, and I'm not crazy.

  • Chip Dove : [about to die, apologizing to Needy]  And you look really hot in that dress.

    [which it obviously isn't] 

    Needy Lesnicky : You're delirious.

  • Chip Dove : [while having sex with Needy, she's wimpering, and freaking out]  Am I hurting you?

    [a beat. Chip gets a coy look] 

    Chip Dove : Am I too big?

  • Needy Lesnicky : I've been through the Occult section of the library five times.

    Chip Dove : Our library has an Occult section?

    Needy Lesnicky : Yeah, it's um, it's really small.

  • Chip Dove : [Needy is changing]  Those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt.

    Needy Lesnicky : It's a rock show. This is my rock look.

    Chip Dove : Well, I can see, like, your womb, so...

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