Stephen Dervan: Wayne Floyd
Wayne Floyd : I'm like a fine wine. I need about 35 years to reach perfection. The lady that gets Wayne Floyd; she'll get the complete package.
Terrell Sanders : You mean 'complete wreckage'.
Wayne Floyd : Nah. 255 pounds of pure love. All you need to make marriage work is a little bit of romance, and that comes from right here.
[outlines his heart]
Terrell Sanders : That's easy to say when you've never been married. It's a lot harder than you think, man.
Wayne Floyd : One day I'm going to walk in with a tanned beauty on my arm, I'll show you how easy it can be.
Terrell Sanders : Man, the only thing you'll come in here with hanging from your arm, is a bucket of chicken.