1000 Ways to Die (2008–2012)
3 Aug. 2010Death on a Stick
A peeper takes a bath; a pool hopper goes belly up; a Bachelorette takes a mouthful; a monk takes on a donkey; a gigolo goes gums up; a boy band hits rock bottom.
14 Sep. 2010Putting a Smiley Face on Death
Self-liposuction goes wrong; a swimmer saves his rod and loses his life; Proctologist gets ended; Russian gangsters have one too many; viking ruler tears into brother; shapely party girl goes bust; nature lover tries CPR on roadkill.
21 Sep. 2010Stupid Is as Stupid Dies
A meth maker loses face; a nudist has a killer diet; sorority girl swallows too much; survivalist gets the hook; spider makes a stud go thud; half-naked football fan gets freeze framed; two thrill-seekers lose their heads over piercings.
28 Sep. 2010Dead Wrongs
When two religious nuts hide in a grain silo, they ignite a match for light and spark a massive explosion due to the explosive nature of the grain dust.
5 Oct. 2010Fatal Distractions
A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.
19 Oct. 2010The End Is Weird
A robot maker meets his maker; An exhibitionish goes down in public; Houdini's last escape; A vomit lover gets chunked; A prankster gets pranked; B-baller finds nothing but death; A Hollywood star gets drained.
26 Oct. 2010Hurry Up and Die
Organ donor loses heart; A jerk gets swept away; Trailer trash gets trashed; Two nymphos get offed; Wanna be wrestler hits the mat; A mailman goes postal; A rocker gets high on his own supply.
2 Nov. 2010Death Puts on a Dunce Cap
A diner eats a live octopus; multiple orgasms become a problem; a hunter becomes the game; a horny soccer fan gets blown away; an aging beauty loses face; a politician gets buggered; two crack heads get cracked heads.
9 Nov. 2010Young, Dumb and Full of Death
A salesman sells out; A coke head gets nosed out; Phony preacher sees the light; A peeper gets hammered; A skate boarder face plants; Corporate trainer takes a fall; A dummy gets offed in the woods.
8 Dec. 2010Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death
Death in the 70's; a mean girl gets a chubby bunny; a juicer gets juiced; a thief bites his tongue; a groupie falls for a snake; Typhoid Mary goes down; a biker craps out.
15 Dec. 2010Cure for the Common Death, Part II
A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.
22 Dec. 2010Sudden Death
Japanese rocker dies onstage; prison inmate blows escape attempt; sexiled roommate gets revenge; vain dancer sucks it up; dumb terrorists melt down; Moronic hard hat falls hard; tall guy gets squeezed out in Medieval England.
29 Dec. 2010Dying to Tell the Story
Couple gets antsy on safari; young Amish man learns to party; a braggart's new truck turns on him; surfer dude winds up board to death; chess master meets his master; a little chop shop of horrors; prohibition couple get shined.
5 Jan. 2011If You're Dead, Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You
A hat maker doesn't make it; tech-geek gets uninstalled; wannabe hip hop queen gets butted out; car jacker gets jacked off; a pretend gang banger gets body slammed; scam artist's plan gets crushed; agro dad gets blanked.