Chuckie Finster: He was the best bug I ever had.
Phillip 'Phil' Deville: He was the only bug you ever had.
Tommy Pickles: I promised Angelica that no matter how much she asked, no matter how much she begged, no matter how much she cried, I wouldn't let her have any cookies! And guys, I'm gonna keep my promise
Chuckie Finster: I love it when he gives these big speeches.
Angelica Pickles: [flashback about cookies] I learned all the different varieties. Chocolate chip! Oatmeal! Gingerbread!
Angelica Pickles: Each one delicious, special in it's own way. So you see, Tommy, cookies made me who I am.
Tommy Pickles: [Angelica starts eating cookies that fell into a bucket of suds] But, Angelica! Those cookies are all soapy!
Angelica Pickles: I don't care!
[keeps eating, then groans]
Angelica Pickles: Ugh... Tommy? Come closer... closer...
Tommy Pickles: Yeah?
Angelica Pickles: [screams] Never, ever, ever let me eat cookies again!
[the babies are holding a funeral for Melville]
Tommy Pickles: We're here to say goodbye to our friend, Melville the Bug.
[Chuckie taps Tommy on the shoulder and whispers in his ear]
Tommy Pickles: Uh, that's Melville the Bug *Finster*. Does anyone want to say a few words?
[Phil and Lil both stand up]
Phillip 'Phil' Deville: Ahem. Melville was a good bug. He was a good friend to Chuckie.
Lil Deville: I remember Chuckie would throw a stick for Melville, even though Melville would never bring it back.
Phillip 'Phil' Deville: I remember how they used to eat leaves together, even though I don't think Chuckie really liked leaves.
Lil Deville: I remember how they used to eat chocolate pudding together, even though I don't think Melville really liked chocolate pudding.
[Phil and Lil both tear up as they clutch on to each other. Chuckie starts laughing]
Lil Deville: Chuckie!
Phillip 'Phil' Deville: Have a little respect!
Chuckie Finster: I'm sorry. It's just that you guys reminded me of all the fun stuff me and Melville used to do together.
Phillip 'Phil' Deville: We did?
Chuckie Finster: Yep! From now on, when I remember Melville, I'm gonna be happy! Thanks, guys!
[Phil and Lil both start sobbing]
Phillip 'Phil' Deville: You're welcome, Chuckie!
Lil Deville: That's so beautiful!
[They both continue sobbing as Tommy and Chuckie look at each other and shrug]