Stan Smith : [to Hayley] You can't go out dressed like that.
Hayley Smith : Don't worry. I'll be taking it off at art class where I'll be posing nude.
Stan Smith : You'll do nothing of the sort.
Hayley Smith : I'm late. Can we just cut to the key yelling points?
Stan Smith : Fine. I forbid it. Not while you're under my roof. I didn't raise a hussy.
Hayley Smith : It's my right as a woman. Nudity empowers me. There's nothing sinful about the female form. We done?
Stan Smith : Yeah, we're done.
Roger the Alien : [after Francine destroys Roger's painting of Hayley] My art! You've destroyed my drawing of Hayley.
Steve Smith : Hayley?
Roger the Alien : It's obvious what you have to do, Steve. You have to kill yourself.
Steve Smith : What? Why? Nobody saw.
Roger the Alien : God saw. Everyone in heaven saw. Aunt Sadie, Great Gram-Gram, Star Trek's James Doohan...
Steve Smith : Scotty saw?
Roger the Alien : Scotty watched the whole damn thing.
[Steve starts crying]
Hayley Smith : You know what, Roger? This whole thing is your fault. I am gonna kick your ass!
Roger the Alien : You think you got a shot, porn star? Then bring it.
[Hayley punches Roger in the stomach]
Roger the Alien : I wasn't ready. This is how Houdini died!