Commander Adam 1 has crashed on Vitalius IV, a planet inhabited by just about every SciFi monster ever created. His wife Nancy forces Chode to go rescue him by injecting an earwig that will consume his brain within 24 hours.
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Damn, this mud is riding my thong underwear like sandpaper!
That's why I always wear crotchless whenever I travel.
Can you two chatty catties get a move on? I know it's only my life in the balance!