Danny Tripp: We own the copyright?
[Matt and Danny smile, and turn to Simon and Harriet at the desk]
Simon Stiles: No!
Danny Tripp: Yep, just one more time! Get me Cally, get Jordan a drink, and send Jack Rudolph a nice thing of balloons
Simon Stiles: Matt, anything in particular you want me to say to anyone who might still be watching?
[Matt scribbles on Simon's cue sheet]
Simon Stiles: [reading Matt's writing, and sighing] This is not the comedy we intended to do when the week began.
Danny Tripp: Okay, people, just like we did it three hours ago. Only, you know, legal.
Matt Albie: [explaining why he thought him and Harriet, a devout Christian, were not right for each other] She believes the world was created in 6 days. And that's not even among the Top 3 reasons we're not together!
Matt Albie: It's not hard to be big. Let's see him make the Dean's List eight semesters in a row as a contemporary dramatic lit major.
Simon Stiles: [about Darren Wells] Fairy.
Matt Albie: What the hell kind of a mind works on a Juliette Lewis impression?
Danny Tripp: The same kind of mind that takes it and puts it in Tim Russert's chair.
Suzanne: Ms. McDeer, Jack Rudolph on the phone.
Jordan McDeere: [taking the phone] My boyfriend's calling me.
Jordan McDeere: Hey Jack!
Jack Rudolph: What the hell is going on over there?
Jordan McDeere: It's all under control, plus if you had any money on the Bangalore Union Cricket club, then its your lucky day.
Jordan McDeere: [after completing the first live feed to the west coast] Alright, that worked! That was a nice piece of broadcasting, that was great, that was smooth-sailing.
Cal Shanley: Yeah.
Cal Shanley: We're going again!
Jordan McDeere: Why?
Cal Shanley: We attributed the material to the wrong guy, but the problem is this will throw our time off so we have to pace and fill as we go now. I'd get comfortable!
Jordan McDeere: [pause] When the phone rings, it going to be for me.
Danny Tripp: Seven second delay.
Cal Shanley: Yeah?
Danny Tripp: How does the math work? We add 7 seconds?
Cal Shanley: We subtract 7 seconds.
Danny Tripp: We add it.
Cal Shanley: We subtract it.
Danny Tripp: The tape broadcast happens seven seconds later in the West than it did live in the East.
Cal Shanley: That's why you subtract seven seconds.
Danny Tripp: You don't add it?
Jordan McDeere: Oh, and this has me bathed in confidence.
Danny Tripp: We're fine. I'm going to go have a conversation with Ricky and Ron.
Jordan McDeere: Is this going to work?
Cal Shanley: Sure.
Jordan McDeere: You've done it before?
Cal Shanley: A hundred times. Well, really? No, never, but I can't think what the problem would be.
Jordan McDeere: Sure, what could possibly go wrong?
Cal Shanley: There you go.