Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner (2006) Poster

Betty White: Herself - Roaster

Quotes 

  • Betty White : Ya know, I've been a huge trekkie ever since the show first aired. That's why I'm so thrilled to see Nichelle and George Takei here tonight because, let's face it. We all know Shatner's nuts, but George has actually tasted them!

  • Betty White : Isn't this just wonderful, I mean, all you youngsters getting together to tell naughty jokes? Ah, it's like the great roasts I went to in the good ol' days. Of course, you wouldn't of been allowed in, Nichelle, sorry.

    Betty White : I caught the bouquet at Bill's wedding. And I hope I'm still around to catch the cock ring at Sulu's!

  • Betty White : I once had sex with William Shatner. I remember he was up on top of me, huffing anf puffing and I'm like "You'd better wrap it up, Bill, the Roast is going to start any minute."

  • Betty White : Artie Lange. He makes me laugh every time I see him, knowing I'm going to outlive him.

  • Betty White : [to Farrah Fawcett]  Right now I'm in my 80's, which is funny, because that's the last decade you mattered in.

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