Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner (2006) Poster

George Takei: Himself - Roaster

Quotes 

  • George Takei : Farrah Fawcett, Betty White, Lisa Lampanelli, it smells like pussy in here... I think.

  • George Takei : [to William Shatner]  So, despite our tensions, I'm honored you invited me to be here tonight. I can finally say what I've waited 40 years to say. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!

  • George Takei : My name is George Takei, not Takai, like you've insisted on pronouncing it for the last 40 years! Remember: Takei, like in "toupee." Your hair is like my men; every year, it gets darker and thicker. All night long, I've had to stare at that tangled, sticky, messy clump of fur. Farrah, please close your legs! At least Betty White had the decency to shave. Bill is a generous actor. He gave Nichelle Nichols herpes! If Arty's my cuddly muffin, Bill, you are a rich, gooey devil's food cake that I want to drop my face into and go BBBBBBBBBB!

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