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American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (Video 2006) Poster

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Tracy: [21:50] You took a crap in my dryer!

Erik Stifler: Your dad scared the shit out of me!

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Alexis: [1:26:20] You know I don't usually go for the Surburban Jock, Abercrombie Clones.

Ryan: I tend to have that effect on Pacifist, Vegan Bisexuals.

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Ryan: Gentlemen, it's Friday afternoon we've got a full tank of gas, a quarter ounce of weed, 3 cases of beer, a 10 pound tank of nitrous, we're under age...

Cooze: And I'm too drunk to drive!

Ryan: Hit it!

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Mr. Stifler: [12:54] Stifflers do not fake being sick to sit a home and pull dick. We cut class to get ass!

Erik Stifler: Yes, I know. That saying is on the family crest.

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Dwight Stifler: How you feeling that strech? A little dizzy? Cause guess what? Stifler can drink this shit ALL day long.

[takes a shot]

Drinking Contestant: [security guard comes in and puts $200 bet on Stifler]

[takes a shot]

Drinking Contestant: yeaaahhh!

Dwight Stifler: [takes his shot] You got steel nuts my man, I'll give you that, but you no match for the stif-man.

[burps in the contestants face and he pukes]

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Dwight Stifler: I'm adrift in a sea of boobies and my balls are scraping on the pavement!

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Dwight Stifler: [1:00:54] What is this? Enter the Midget?

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Mr. Levenstein: Welcome to the Naked Mile!

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Rock: [41;23] How are you feelin', Stifler?

Dwight Stifler: Beyond six months, Frodo, how about you?

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Ryan: [46:10] I can't believe we lost to midgets.

Dwight Stifler: Don't let those oompa-loompa bastards get to you. Right now we have more important matters to tend to, gentlemen!

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Dwight Stifler: [1:04:05] Did you really think that little beating you gave me could keep me away? You and the lollipop guild punch like a bunch of five year olds. This is MY fuckin' school!

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Rock: [45:56] You're still my BITCH, Stifler!

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Cooze: Did I do too much nitrous? A midget fraternity?

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Rock: [38:21] It's Little Person, fucknut!

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Dwight Stifler: What a douchebag!

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Cooze: [25:00] Look at the size of that fuckin' chicken!

Erik Stifler: Where?

[swerves the van]

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Cooze: [30:54] Just think next year i'll be going here.

Ryan: Yea thanks to daddy and his alumni connections.

Cooze: Hey fuck off i told you i got in because of my SAT scores.

Ryan: You scored 5 points over being legally retarded.

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Cooze: [1:26:48] They don't call me everhard cause I only got one bullet in the chamber! But just to be sure

[takes the viagra out of his sock]

Jill: [stops him from eating it] Are you sure you should taking more of that?

Cooze: More? I didn't take it the first time.

Jill: We're going to have a good time tonight. Now, get your worthless ass on the bed! You peasant.

Cooze: Excuse me?

Jill: I said, "get on the bed, you worthless peasant!"

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Dwight Stifler: [38:10] Better get back to Oz before you get your ass stomped, Toto.

Rock: Toto was the dog, you fucking idiot!

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Dwight Stifler: Hey, cousin. How are you?

Erik Stifler: I'm fine, Dwight. Are you ok?

Dwight Stifler: Yeah, I'm great. Hey, I heard you killed Grandma with your cumshot.

[Ryan and Cooze chuckling]

Dwight Stifler: That sucks, man.

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Dwight Stifler: [1:06:33] All right bitch tits. I got a little surprise for you fuckers! Just a little pharmaceutical delight for later.

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