American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006 Video)
Alexis: [1:26:20] You know I don't usually go for the Surburban Jock, Abercrombie Clones.
Ryan: I tend to have that effect on Pacifist, Vegan Bisexuals.
Ryan: Gentlemen, it's Friday afternoon we've got a full tank of gas, a quarter ounce of weed, 3 cases of beer, a 10 pound tank of nitrous, we're under age...
Cooze: And I'm too drunk to drive!
Ryan: Hit it!
Mr. Stifler: [12:54] Stifflers do not fake being sick to sit a home and pull dick. We cut class to get ass!
Erik Stifler: Yes, I know. That saying is on the family crest.
Dwight Stifler: How you feeling that strech? A little dizzy? Cause guess what? Stifler can drink this shit ALL day long.
[takes a shot]
Drinking Contestant: [security guard comes in and puts $200 bet on Stifler]
[takes a shot]
Drinking Contestant: yeaaahhh!
Dwight Stifler: [takes his shot] You got steel nuts my man, I'll give you that, but you no match for the stif-man.
[burps in the contestants face and he pukes]
Dwight Stifler: I'm adrift in a sea of boobies and my balls are scraping on the pavement!
Dwight Stifler: [1:00:54] What is this? Enter the Midget?
Rock: [41;23] How are you feelin', Stifler?
Dwight Stifler: Beyond six months, Frodo, how about you?
Ryan: [46:10] I can't believe we lost to midgets.
Dwight Stifler: Don't let those oompa-loompa bastards get to you. Right now we have more important matters to tend to, gentlemen!
Dwight Stifler: [1:04:05] Did you really think that little beating you gave me could keep me away? You and the lollipop guild punch like a bunch of five year olds. This is MY fuckin' school!
Cooze: [30:54] Just think next year i'll be going here.
Ryan: Yea thanks to daddy and his alumni connections.
Cooze: Hey fuck off i told you i got in because of my SAT scores.
Ryan: You scored 5 points over being legally retarded.
Cooze: [1:26:48] They don't call me everhard cause I only got one bullet in the chamber! But just to be sure
[takes the viagra out of his sock]
Jill: [stops him from eating it] Are you sure you should taking more of that?
Cooze: More? I didn't take it the first time.
Jill: We're going to have a good time tonight. Now, get your worthless ass on the bed! You peasant.
Cooze: Excuse me?
Jill: I said, "get on the bed, you worthless peasant!"
Dwight Stifler: [38:10] Better get back to Oz before you get your ass stomped, Toto.
Rock: Toto was the dog, you fucking idiot!
Dwight Stifler: Hey, cousin. How are you?
Erik Stifler: I'm fine, Dwight. Are you ok?
Dwight Stifler: Yeah, I'm great. Hey, I heard you killed Grandma with your cumshot.
[Ryan and Cooze chuckling]
Dwight Stifler: That sucks, man.