Craig the fraternity leader : Rocko, what are you doing?
Rocko : What does it look like I'm doing? It's Saturday, and Saturday night means college football, and college football mean tailgating, and tailgating means respectable early morning drinking.
Craig the fraternity leader : Rocko, it's Friday night, we don't have a football team, and why are you wearing a skirt?
Rocko : Sometimes I like to feel pretty.