"The Simpsons" Homer the Heretic (TV Episode 1992) Poster

(TV Series)


Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson



  • Bart : Hey, where's Homer?

    Marge : Your father is... resting.

    Bart : "Resting" hung over? "Resting" got fired? Help me out here.

  • Marge : I have a responsibility to raise these children right and, unless you change, I'll have to tell them their father is... well, wicked.

    Homer : [to Lisa and Bart]  Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...


    Homer : I forget. But the point is...


    Homer : I forget that, too.

    [to Marge] 

    Homer : Marge, you know who I'm talking about! He used to drive that blue car.

  • [Homer pooh-poohs churchgoing] 

    Marge : Don't make me choose between my man and my God, because you just can't win.

    Homer : There you go again, always taking someone else's side. Flanders, the water department, God...

  • Marge : Get up, Homer. It's time for church.

    Homer : I don't want to go.

    Marge : It's church. You have to go.

    Homer : Too cold out!

    [We see outside the window. It is a blizzard. A polar bear is digging through the garbage. He pulls out a fish and leaves] 

    Marge : I'm tired of having this argument every Sunday! Get dressed!

    [She throws Homer's pants on Homer] 

    Homer : Oh! Stupid, itchy church pants!

    [Homer is downstairs, messing with his pants] 

    Homer : "One size fits all," my butt!

    Marge : Come on! We're going to be late!

    [Homer pulls up his pants. They rip] 

    Homer : Forget it. I'm not going.

    [Homer walks upstairs, revealing his posterior] 

    Marge : [Groans] 

  • Marge : Homer, the Lord only asks for an hour a week.

    Homer : Well in that case, He should've made the week an hour longer. Lousy God.

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