Meet Dave (2008) Poster


Elizabeth Banks: Gina Morrison



  • Gina Morrison : [Dave is looking at a picture of Gina's late husband.]  Captain?

    Dave : Yes?

    Gina Morrison : That's my husband. He was a captain with the Navy.

    Dave : I am a captain.

    Gina Morrison : Really? A captain of what?

    [Inside the ship, Number 3 looks something up.] 

    Dave : I am a captain of crunch.

  • [in an alley outside Gina's apartment sometime after she hits Dave with her car] 

    Gina Morrison : Hi, are you all right? Because you just ran off!

    Captain : Contact, everyone! Our first verbal encounter!

    [into microphone] 

    Captain : Thank you for your concern.

    Dave : [speaks with extremely high pitch; bottles explode in background] 

    Captain : It's way too high! More bass!

    Dave : [speaks in extremely low pitch] 

    Captain : Level the frequency!

    Dave : [speaking perfectly]  I'm all better now.

    Josh : [to Gina]  How hard did you hit this guy?

  • Gina Morrison : I'm Gina, by the way. Gina Morrison.

    [pauses, waiting for him to tell her his name.] 

    Gina Morrison : And you are?

    Captain : 3?

    No. 3 - Cultural Officer : This is a list of the most common names on this planet.

    Captain : My name is...

    Dave : Ming Chang.

    Gina Morrison : Ming Chang?


    Gina Morrison : Sorry, sorry, you just struck me more like a "Dave" or something.

    Dave : Which happens to be my other name.

    Gina Morrison : Dave...Ming Chang?

    Dave : Dave Ming Chang.

  • [after hitting Dave with her car.] 

    Gina Morrison : Please don't be dead.

  • Gina Morrison : Dave, I feel just terrible about this whole thing...uh, and I was gonna have some breakfast. Would you like to join me?

    Dave : No, I really have to be going now.

    Gina Morrison : Are you sure? I mean, I sort of have a rule that when I hit somebody with my car, I need to make them breakfast!

    [she laughs, Dave doesn't.] 

    Gina Morrison : That was a joke.

    Dave : [blankly]  Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha ahaha ha hahahahahahahaha. Woo-hoo, woo!

  • Gina Morrison : So, where are you from? Do you live around here?

    Dave : Yes, of course. I am just a regular person from right here on Earth, just like you. I just don't get out that much.

    Gina Morrison : Yeah, judging from your suit, I'd say since about 1978.


    Captain : Note: all-white apparel is not as standardized as we thought.

    Gina Morrison : [laughing]  You late for a Bee Gees concert or something?

    Dave : Bee Gees. Barry, Robin and Maurice. The brothers Gibb. Winning ten Grammy Awards and selling over 100 million records.

    Dave : [high-pitched, fast singing]  Well, you can tell by the way I can use my walk / I'm a woman's man, no time to talk / Eh, Eh, Eh, Eh, Stayin' Alive / Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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