Meet Dave (2008)
Elizabeth Banks: Gina Morrison
Gina Morrison : [Dave is looking at a picture of Gina's late husband.] Captain?
Dave : Yes?
Gina Morrison : That's my husband. He was a captain with the Navy.
Dave : I am a captain.
Gina Morrison : Really? A captain of what?
[Inside the ship, Number 3 looks something up.]
Dave : I am a captain of crunch.
[in an alley outside Gina's apartment sometime after she hits Dave with her car]
Gina Morrison : Hi, are you all right? Because you just ran off!
Captain : Contact, everyone! Our first verbal encounter!
Captain : Thank you for your concern.
Dave : [speaks with extremely high pitch; bottles explode in background]
Captain : It's way too high! More bass!
Dave : [speaks in extremely low pitch]
Captain : Level the frequency!
Dave : [speaking perfectly] I'm all better now.
Josh : [to Gina] How hard did you hit this guy?
Gina Morrison : I'm Gina, by the way. Gina Morrison.
[pauses, waiting for him to tell her his name.]
Gina Morrison : And you are?
Captain : 3?
No. 3 - Cultural Officer : This is a list of the most common names on this planet.
Captain : My name is...
Dave : Ming Chang.
Gina Morrison : Ming Chang?
Gina Morrison : Sorry, sorry, you just struck me more like a "Dave" or something.
Dave : Which happens to be my other name.
Gina Morrison : Dave...Ming Chang?
Dave : Dave Ming Chang.
[after hitting Dave with her car.]
Gina Morrison : Please don't be dead.
Gina Morrison : Dave, I feel just terrible about this whole thing...uh, and I was gonna have some breakfast. Would you like to join me?
Dave : No, I really have to be going now.
Gina Morrison : Are you sure? I mean, I sort of have a rule that when I hit somebody with my car, I need to make them breakfast!
[she laughs, Dave doesn't.]
Gina Morrison : That was a joke.
Dave : [blankly] Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha ahaha ha hahahahahahahaha. Woo-hoo, woo!
Gina Morrison : So, where are you from? Do you live around here?
Dave : Yes, of course. I am just a regular person from right here on Earth, just like you. I just don't get out that much.
Gina Morrison : Yeah, judging from your suit, I'd say since about 1978.
Captain : Note: all-white apparel is not as standardized as we thought.
Gina Morrison : [laughing] You late for a Bee Gees concert or something?
Dave : Bee Gees. Barry, Robin and Maurice. The brothers Gibb. Winning ten Grammy Awards and selling over 100 million records.
Dave : [high-pitched, fast singing] Well, you can tell by the way I can use my walk / I'm a woman's man, no time to talk / Eh, Eh, Eh, Eh, Stayin' Alive / Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!