Meet Dave (2008)
Gabrielle Union: No. 3 - Cultural Officer
Gina Morrison : I'm Gina, by the way. Gina Morrison.
[pauses, waiting for him to tell her his name.]
Gina Morrison : And you are?
Captain : 3?
No. 3 - Cultural Officer : This is a list of the most common names on this planet.
Captain : My name is...
Dave : Ming Chang.
Gina Morrison : Ming Chang?
Gina Morrison : Sorry, sorry, you just struck me more like a "Dave" or something.
Dave : Which happens to be my other name.
Gina Morrison : Dave...Ming Chang?
Dave : Dave Ming Chang.
Captain : Number 3, do we have significant linguistic information to communicate with these natives?
No. 3 - Cultural Officer : Yes, I tapped into their central planetary database named "Google."
Captain : What a frivolous name for such a vital function.
No. 3 - Cultural Officer : Well, if you prefer, there's another called "Ya Hoo."
Captain : Baffling!
No. 3 - Cultural Officer : I didn't think we'd make it out of there, Captain. Good thing you have such big feet.
Captain : We'll have much to explain when we return home.
No. 3 - Cultural Officer : We'll find another way to save Nil. There are plenty of worlds out there for us to explore.
Captain : Yes, Number 3. But what we learned on Earth is more valuable than all the salt in the galaxy. And when we do return, it looks like I'll be needing a new Number 2.
No. 3 - Cultural Officer : I think you'll be needing more than that.
[they kiss; the crew cheers]
Captain : Cue the new anthem.