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Illegal Aliens (2007)

R | | Comedy, Sci-Fi | 1 May 2007 (USA)
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"Charlie's Angels" goes sci-fi, with a touch of "Men In Black" thrown in for good measure, when three aliens morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect Earth from the intergalactic ... See full summary »

Director:

David Giancola

Writers:

David Giancola (story and screenplay), Ben Coello (additional material)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Lenise Sorén Lenise Sorén ... Cameron
Gladise Jiminez ... Drew (as Gladise Jimenez)
Anna Nicole Smith ... Lucy
Chyna ... Rex (as Joanie Laurer)
Kevin McGuire Kevin McGuire ... Syntax
Patrick Burleigh ... Max Sperling
Michael J. Valentine Michael J. Valentine ... Valentine
Dennis Lemoine Dennis Lemoine ... Ray
Mark 'Woody' Keppel Mark 'Woody' Keppel ... Vinnie (as Woody Keppel)
John James ... Big Tony
Tim Philbin Tim Philbin ... TV Anchor Man
Terry Jarrosak Terry Jarrosak ... Radio Announcer
Ben Coello Ben Coello ... Director
Jen Brace Jen Brace ... Make-Up Artist
Carrie Sterr Carrie Sterr ... Script Supervisor
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Storyline

"Charlie's Angels" goes sci-fi, with a touch of "Men In Black" thrown in for good measure, when three aliens morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect Earth from the intergalactic forces of evil. Guided by Syntax, their holographic mentor, these illegal aliens are willing to use every trick in the book and every sexy outfit in their wardrobe to accomplish their mission! This film is filled with high-energy action, low-brow spoofs and the high-camp acting reminiscent of the classic B-Movie genre how else could this film get away with Anna Nicole Smith saving the world? "Illegal Aliens" pokes fun at today's Hollywood and pays tribute to the so-called "Bad Movies" we all love to hate! Written by Anonymous

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They're here to save the world? See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Sci-Fi

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for some crude and sex-related humor and language | See all certifications »
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

1 May 2007 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Űrbombázók See more »

Filming Locations:

Chicago, Illinois, USA See more »

Company Credits

Production Co:

Edgewood Studios See more »
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Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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Did You Know?

Trivia

Anna Nicole Smith stayed in character as Lucy through the entire shooting of this film. See more »

Goofs

The DVD subtitles contain grossly obvious typos and incorrect transcriptions throughout. For example, "pattern" is frequently transcribed as "patron," and a reference to classic film star "Cary Grant'" is written as "Kari Grant." See more »

Quotes

Ray: You can't miss me. I'm wearing peach and I'm bleeding.
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Crazy Credits

No animals were shaved during this production. See more »

Connections

Spoofs Forrest Gump (1994) See more »

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Shelly
Performed by Evan Olson
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Not especially funny, but likable and pretty sexy "Charlie's Angels" spoof / knockoff
25 December 2007 | by gridoonSee all my reviews

"Charlie's Angels" meets "Men In Black", says the tagline on the DVD cover of "Illegal Aliens", and for once they got it right: like CA this movie has a trio of hot female crime-fighters (in this case, aliens in human form), and like MIB their mission is to protect the Earth from aliens with evil ambitions (add a bit of "Superman II", and you pretty much have the plot mix). Of course this is primarily meant to be a spoof, but too often the humor is forced and stale: fart jokes have never been and will never be very funny, and even the satirical and "breaking the fourth wall" jokes (such as a "Villain Monologue Timer" that appears on the screen, or the director of the film yelling "cut" and talking to the actors) have been done before, and better (remember that "Dead Body Counter" in "Hot Shots Part Deux"?). In her last film appearance, Anna Nicole Smith plays the lightheaded, childlike agent: it's an one-note performance, but she hits that one note well and she's pretty adorable. Joanie Laurer AKA Chyna chews the scenery to the 9th degree, which can get pretty tiresome, but at least she's still in good shape - if she ever wanted to return to wrestling, she looks like she could do it. As Anna's fellow agents, Lenise Sorén and Gladys Jimenez play it more straight and come off the best; they both also have fantastic physiques and the skimpy outfits to show them. In fact, I think that the people who will probably get the most out of this movie are the admirers of athletic female bodies. (**1/2)


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