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"Will & Grace" The Big Vent (TV Episode 1999) Poster

(TV Series)

(1999)

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Will Truman: So now you're skipping work all together?

Grace Adler: I called in sick.

Will Truman: Called who? You're the boss.

Grace Adler: I know. It was a strange conversation. If I do it again, I'm gonna fire me.

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Will Truman: Judy is ooey.

Grace Adler: Ooey is Judy?

Will Truman: Yes, it's... truey.

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Karen Walker: [Talking to Rosario over the phone] Listen, I'm gonna need you to feed the kids and read 'em something before bedtime.

[Pauses while Rosario responds]

Karen Walker: Well, I don't know, honey. Why don't you read them that book they love? "Green Eggs and I'm Hammered!"

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Jack McFarland: What do you think of my glasses? What do they say?

Will Truman: Guys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.

Jack McFarland: And guys don't make passes at guys with fat asses!

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[Jack has gotten glasses]

Will: Men don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.

Jack: And men don't make passes at girls with fat asses.

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Karen: Your play stinks.

Jack: Which pages?

Karen: Uuuh... The ones with words on 'em?

Karen: [reads] "Come to me Tonga, and let us make lup lup on my house boat!"

Jack: Karen, it's a Caribbean fantasy...

Karen: It's a Caribbean nightmare!

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