Judge Alonzo Fairlie: You're mad, of course.
Dr. Miguelito Loveless: Observe the classical magistrate's mind at work, Delilah. The good judge does not understand me, ergo I am mad. Allow me to introduce myself sir. I am Dr. Miguelito Loveless. I plead guilty to being dictatorial, vain, short-tempered, occasionally unreasonable and, always... always a helpless admirer of all that is rare and fine in nature and art. But mad... no sir that I will not permit.