Mayor Anita Massengil : [at Chip's open-mouthed kissing booth] I can't wait for our tongues to meet.
Kody Massengil : I'll let you know what it's like.
Mayor Anita Massengil : Now, now, Kody, darling. Your dear mother goes first.
Kody Massengil : On this line, you are not my mother. You're an embarrassing older woman.
Mayor Anita Massengil : Why, you little bitch!
'Divine Rod' Petrie : [interrupting the Mayor's TV address] Hello, friends, the Divine Rod here. Are you wondering who bombed your stupid little carnival today? It was me, getting even.
Notch Johnson : I wonder what he wants.
'Divine Rod' Petrie : I want $1 million, a boat, and no one follows me.
Mayor Anita Massengil : Do you think he means business?
'Divine Rod' Petrie : To show that I mean business, you can expect another explosion soon. Take that, Notch Johnson. For now, this is the Divine Rod saying goodbye, farewell, Auf Wiedershen, farewell.