"The Simpsons" Treehouse of Horror V (TV Episode 1994) Poster

(TV Series)

(1994)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Sherman, Student

Quotes 

  • Homer Simpson : [chops down a door a la The Shining]  Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!

    [there's no one in the room] 

    Homer Simpson : D'oh!

    [chops down another door] 

    Homer Simpson : Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavid Letterman!

    Grandpa Simpson : Hi, David, I'm Grampa.

    Homer Simpson : D'oh!

    [chops down another door and holds a stopwatch] 

    Homer Simpson : I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes!

    Marge Simpson , Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

  • Bart Simpson : Hey! I found a shortcut through your hedge maze.

    Groundskeeper Willy : Why you little...

    [thinking] 

    Groundskeeper Willy : No, no, go easy on the wee one. His father's going to go crazy and chop 'em all into haggis!

    Bart Simpson : What's haggis?

    Groundskeeper Willy : [gasps]  Boy... you read my thoughts! You've got the Shinning.

    Bart Simpson : You mean "Shining".

    Groundskeeper Willy : [sotto voce]  Shh! You wanna to get sued? Now look, boy: if your Dad goes gaga, you just use that... Shin of yours to call me and I'll come a runnin'. But don't be reading my mind between four and five. That's Willy's time!

  • Homer Simpson : [Homer is falling through a time warp filled with clocks]  Wow! I'm the first non-Brazillian person to travel backwards through time!

    Mr. Peabody : [Mr. Peabody and Sherman, the time traveling duo from the Rocky & Bullwinkle show, float past]  Correction, Homer, you're the second.

    Sherman : That's right, Mr. Peabody.

    Mr. Peabody : Quiet, you!

  • Lisa Simpson : Dad, look!

    [holds TV up] 

    Homer Simpson : Television! Teacher, mother...

    Homer Simpson : [lustily]  ... secret lover. Urge to kill... fading... fading... fading - rising! Fading... fading... gone.

    [family sighs] 

    Homer Simpson : Come, family. sit in the snow with daddy and let us all bask in TV's warm glowing warming glow.

    [Hours later, everyone is frozen] 

    man introducing Tony Awards : [on TV]  Live, from Broadway, it's the Tony Awards, with your hosts Tyne Daly and Hal Linden!

    Bart Simpson : [with difficulty]  Homer... change channel.

    Homer Simpson : Can't! Frozen!

    [music on TV: "One chorus line of people...?] 

    Homer Simpson : [family screams] 

    Homer Simpson : Urge to kill... rising...

  • Lisa : Mom! Mom! You gotta help! They're cooking kids in the school cafeteria!

    Marge Simpson : Listen, kids - you're eight and ten years old now; I can't be fighting all your battles for you.

    Bart Simpson : But, mom!

    Marge Simpson : Nobuts! You march right back to that school, look them straight in the eye and say 'Don't eat me'.

  • Marge Simpson : [emerges from behind a curtain]  Hello, once again. As usual, I must warn you that this year's Halloween show is very, very scary, and those of you with young children may want to send them off to bed, a...

    [someone hands her a note, which she reads] 

    Marge Simpson : Oh, my. It seems the show is so scary, that Congress won't even let us show it. Instead, they've suggested the 1941 Glenn Ford movie, "200 Miles to Oregon".

    [a scene from the movie plays and then is cut off with a flash. The flash then turns into a speech waveform] 

    Bart Simpson : There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust your picture. *We* are controlling the transmission.

    Homer Simpson : What's that, boy? We're in control? Hey, look! I can see my voice!

    [chuckles, and begins vocalizing to experiment with the waveform] 

    Homer Simpson : Brrrrrr! Hee! Heeee! Blub-blub-blub-blub-blub! This. Is-my-voice. On Tee-Vee...!

    Bart Simpson : DAD! You're ruining the mood!

    Homer Simpson : Sorry.

    Bart Simpson : For the next half-hour, we will control what you see and hear. You are about to experience the terror and foul horror of...

    [the waveform morphs into outline of the family] 

    Bart Simpson : The Simpsons Halloween Special.

  • Bart Simpson : Don't worry, guys, something always comes along to save us.

    Milhouse Van Houten : Aaaaaggggghhhhh!

    [Milhouse falls to his death in the meat grinder] 

    Bart Simpson : Ah, nevertheless, I remain confident something will come along and save the two Simpson children.

  • Marge : [Bart awakens from a nightmare]  Relax, honey. You were just having a crazy nightmare. You're back home with your family now, where there's nothing to be afraid of... except that fog that turns people inside out.

    Bart : Huh?

    Homer : [the fog starts coming in]  Uh-oh, it's seeping in. STUPID CHEAP WEATHER STRIPPING!

    [everyone screams as the fog turns them inside out; then they stop screaming, looking at each other. Music plays, and they start dancing and singing] 

    Marge , Bart , Homer , Lisa : One chorus line of people, dancing till they make us stop!

    Groundskeeper Willie : [Willy, also turned inside out, jumps on stage]  Too...!

    Marge , Bart , Homer , Lisa , Groundskeeper Willie : Many dancing people, covered in blood, gore, and glop!/Just one sniff of that fog and you're inside out!/It's worse than that flesh-eating virus you've read about!/Vital organs, they are what we're dressed in, the family dog is eyeing Bart's intestine!/Happy Halloween!

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