"The Simpsons" Treehouse of Horror V (TV Episode 1994) Poster

(TV Series)


Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum


  • [a ghostly Moe appears in the hotel's bar] 

    Moe Szyslak : So, what'll it be, Homer?

    Homer Simpson : Moe, gimme a beer!

    Moe Szyslak : No. Not unless you kill your family.

    Homer Simpson : Why should I kill my family?

    Moe Szyslak : Uh, they'd be much happier as ghosts.

    Homer Simpson : You don't look so happy.

    Moe Szyslak : Oh, I'm happy! I'm very happy! La-la-la-la-la-la-la! See? Now waste your family, I'll give you a beer!

  • Moe : Homer, it's Moe. Uh, look, some of the ghouls and I are a little concerned the project isn't moving forward.

    Homer Simpson : Can't murder now, eating.

    Moe : Oh, for crying out loud. Come on!

  • Marge : [on radio]  Husband on murderous rampage. Send help. Over.

    Chief Wiggum : Whew, thank God that's over. I was worried for a little bit.

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