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"The Simpsons" The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (TV Episode 1997) Poster

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Big Daddy: It's the Chief! I s'pose I'd best to run. Lord have mercy, how I wish I weren't so fat!

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Moe: May I have this dance?

Woman: [walking away] It's all yours.

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Moe: Hey, I don't need no advice from a pinball machine. I'll have you know, I wrote the book on love.

Grampa: Yeah - "All Quiet on the Western Front".

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Chief Wiggum: Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls... two, I suppose.

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[Ralph is lying in bed]

Ralph: Daddy, these rubber pants are hot.

Chief Wiggum: You'll wear 'em till you learn, son.

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Moe: All right, I guess I might as well come clean. I'm not real good with women, and I really wanted to do ya, so I brought along the love tester to help me. As you may have guessed, it's possessed by the dead spirit of my best friend's father.

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Big Daddy: New Orleans is my town. Nobody going to mess with me. I got interests, and I ain't talking about stamp collecting, though I do find that extremely interesting.

Seymour Skinner: Oh yeah, well that makes two of us.

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Grampa: [delirious after the bullies beat up the machine] Tell her her rump's as big as the Queen's. And twice as fragrant!

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Moe: I'm so desperately lonely.

[the studio audience erupts into laughter]

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