Ross Perot: All right, great. Can I talk? Now can I talk? Can I talk? All right, all right. Live... from New Y...
Peter Jennings: Hey now, you, you shut your damn mouth, Ross Perot. President Clinton, do you have any parting thoughts?
Bill Clinton: Live... from New York... it's Saturday Night!
Tom Hanks: It's so wonderful to come back to Saturday Night Live now that it's decent again. It's eh... it is really, it's so great to see Lorn again and the great crew and all the great people I avoided like the plague while the show sucked for the last couple of years.
Big Brawn consumer: It's like a big friendly lumberjack between your knees!
Arianna: Tommy, hold the mayo and the anger. We're making you a Spirit sandwich for the last time!