"Sabrina, the Teenage Witch" Pilot (TV Episode 1996) Poster

(TV Series)

(1996)

Paul Feig: Mr. Eugene Pool

Quotes 

  • Mr. Eugene Pool : Oh! Look, girls, you... you bored your frog to death!

    [hands Sabrina the knife] 

    Mr. Eugene Pool : Well, slice and dice!

    [walks away] 

    Sabrina : [sighs]  I hate doing this. If only there was some way I could bring these frogs back to life. I think his heart is somewhere around... here!

    [Magic springs from her pointing finger, the frog comes back to life, starts croaking and moving] 

    Sabrina : Look! Tad's alive! How'd that happen?

    Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : Ha! It's Frankenfrog! Hey!

    [Frog jumps away] 

    Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : [Sabrina squeals and goes after the frog] 

    Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : Mr Pool! Ours is still kicking!

    [Still squealing, Sabrina catches the frog] 

    Mr. Eugene Pool : [Chuckles]  Mike from Cadaver Shack's gonna here from me!

  • Harvey Kinkle : [sees Sabrina for the first time ever, through a glass door, both immediately smile at each other, then Mr Pool hits Harvey in the head by opening the glass door] 

    Mr. Eugene Pool : Summer's over ! Come on in !

    [Scene switch, pupils are now in the classroom. Writes to chalkboard] 

    Mr. Eugene Pool : I'm Mr Pool

    [coughs] 

    Mr. Eugene Pool : and I know you where hoping I was gonna spend the day mispronouncing your names, but... instead lets just jump right into biology ! The frog is a coldblooded vertebrate. As we dissect this amphibian we're looking for: the kidneys, lard, and my lost youth.

    [laughter] 

    Mr. Eugene Pool : So if you'll each choose up a lab partner ?

    [waits, nobody moves] 

    Mr. Eugene Pool : ... or I could pair ya by height !

    [they move] 

    Mr. Eugene Pool : Thank you !

    Harvey Kinkle : [to Sabrina]  Hey you want...

    Libby Chessler : [interrupts from the side]  Harvey ! I'll be your lab partner !

    Harvey Kinkle : [smiles shortly at Sabrina in a I'm sorry kind of way, then moves to Libby] 

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