"Sabrina, the Teenage Witch" Pilot (TV Episode 1996) Poster

(TV Series)


Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman



  • Libby Chessler : [Sabrina enters the bathroom, Libby, at the mirror, turns round to face her]  May we help you?

    Sabrina : I just wanted to wash my hands. You know, frog juice.

    Libby Chessler : Hmm.

    [makes room] 

    Libby Chessler : You know... if you stink, I'm not sure it's fair to blame the frog.

    Sabrina : Well, at least I don't splash on aftershave to remind me of some boy who dumped me last summer.

    Libby Chessler : How'd you know that?

    Sabrina : [wonders herself, turns]  I... I... I don't know, my incredible sense of smell told me?


    Libby Chessler : Huh. Yeah, right.

    Sabrina : Well, I better get going. Smell ya later!

    Libby Chessler : Wait... Don't come in here again. From now on, you use the freaks' bathroom.

    [turns to face mirror again] 

    Libby Chessler : [Sabrina gestures at Libby, which enacts a spell and makes Libby's hand cover her face in lipstick] 

  • Sabrina : So what are you saying? That I'm not who I think I am? You're not who I think you are? And my father lives in a book?

    Hilda : [scoffs]  Finally, she gets it!

  • Jill : [both lean over a dead frog]  Let's name him. Tad. Tad Pole.

    Sabrina : Okay.

    [looks down for a moment] 

    Sabrina : Hey, thanks for asking me to be your lab partner.

    Jill : I know what it's like, I was the new kid last year.

    Sabrina : So, can I ask you a question? Do you ever feel like you don't fit in?

    Jill : Only all the time, but I don't want to fit in. I researched it, and awkward people tend to be much more successful later in life. I look at Libby, I see tragedy.

  • Mr. Eugene Pool : Oh! Look, girls, you... you bored your frog to death!

    [hands Sabrina the knife] 

    Mr. Eugene Pool : Well, slice and dice!

    [walks away] 

    Sabrina : [sighs]  I hate doing this. If only there was some way I could bring these frogs back to life. I think his heart is somewhere around... here!

    [Magic springs from her pointing finger, the frog comes back to life, starts croaking and moving] 

    Sabrina : Look! Tad's alive! How'd that happen?

    Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : Ha! It's Frankenfrog! Hey!

    [Frog jumps away] 

    Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : [Sabrina squeals and goes after the frog] 

    Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : Mr Pool! Ours is still kicking!

    [Still squealing, Sabrina catches the frog] 

    Mr. Eugene Pool : [Chuckles]  Mike from Cadaver Shack's gonna here from me!

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