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"Roseanne" Satan, Darling (TV Episode 1996) Poster

(TV Series)

(1996)

Quotes

Roseanne Conner: Are you the devil?

Devil's Advocate: I'm his advocate.

Roseanne Conner: But you look like me.

Devil's Advocate: I take on whatever form your subconscious chooses, I almost came as a hamburger.

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Roseanne Conner: I practically raised my sister and my husband and myself, plus my three kids, not to mention my daughter's husbands. I was powerful as a mother but I am unstoppable as a grandmother.

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Darlene Conner-Healy: Mom, is this normal? I'm so big and I'm only 8 weeks pregnant.

Roseanne Conner: Well I don't know how to tell you this but that isn't normal for 8 years pregnant.

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Roseanne Conner: I'll love this baby no matter his race, creed, nationality, or sexual orientation.

Devil's Advocate: Darn, I mean, damn!

[disappears]

Roseanne Conner: Darlene, get your baby, we're going home. You are SO beyond grounded, young lady!

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Roseanne Conner: [showing off her dress] Hey look, I'm the Nanny!

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