Roseanne Conner: I practically raised my sister and my husband and myself, plus my three kids, not to mention my daughter's husbands. I was powerful as a mother but I am unstoppable as a grandmother.
Darlene Conner-Healy: Mom, is this normal? I'm so big and I'm only 8 weeks pregnant.
Roseanne Conner: Well I don't know how to tell you this but that isn't normal for 8 years pregnant.
Roseanne Conner: Are you the devil?
Devil's Advocate: I'm his advocate.
Roseanne Conner: But you look like me.
Devil's Advocate: I take on whatever form your subconscious chooses, I almost came as a hamburger.
Roseanne Conner: I'll love this baby no matter his race, creed, nationality, or sexual orientation.
Devil's Advocate: Darn, I mean, damn!
Roseanne Conner: Darlene, get your baby, we're going home. You are SO beyond grounded, young lady!