Jim Rockford : This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
Teddy's Tree House Employee : [beeep] Teddy's Tree House! You've won our free landscaping service for one full year! We'll mow your lawn, top your trees, mulch, seed, fertilize and feed! Isn't that wonderful!
Jim Rockford : [sarcastically speaking of Clementi] I remember somebody saying that the corpses would be found near a body of water. This place is practically the Gobi Desert.
Roman Clementi : Sergeant? Mister Rockford?
[He points uphill toward a reservoir]
Jim Rockford : Are you kidding me? Water tanks don't count!