Host : Are there any white people in here with tattoos? You... you are the whitest dude here.
Host : Dude, you are the cracker in my soup. Come on, what is your tattoo?
Audience Member : [rolling up his sleeve] It's a tribal arm band.
Host : Oh, the tribal arm band! Well, what tribe are you from, "Chad?" You see what I'm saying? "Chad" is an Indian now! I'm just kidding, dude. I know your name isn't Chad. What is your name?
Audience Member : [embarrassed] It's... Blake.