[because all the girls in his English class have a crush on their Scottish substitute teacher, Mr. Keith, Gordo thinks it'll work for him as well especially since his one-eighth Scottish himself]
Gordo: [in a Scottish accent] Oh! An A! I'm ever so proud! I'll be feasting in merriment at Castle Gordon tonight!
[Lizzie, Miranda, Kate and Veruca are fighting over their substitute English teacher, Mr. Keith]
Gordo: Can you believe this?
Larry Tudgeman: No. They should be fighting over me
Gordo: [shakes his head; laughs slightly] Tudgeman.
Ewan Keith: Who here actually knows any poems?
[Larry raises his hand]
Gordo: "Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit" doesn't count.
[Larry lowers his hand, disappointed]
Lizzie McGuire: I need your help.
Gordo: You sure do. Your date is a little underdressed.
[points to Fredo the chimpanzee]