The Joker: My poor, poor, Acey. All your life, people have been recoiling in fear from you. Oh, can I relate. Maybe that's why I'm the only one who's never been scared of you. You see, Ace can send out thought waves that alter perception. But enough with the jargon, she can make you crazy, just by looking at you, in person, or on TV. Even as I speak, millions of you slack-jawed couch potatoes are losing your grip on reality - which in my opinion is highly overrated anyway. But you can't look away, even though you know something's terribly wrong. And the best part, I'm immune to all this, because I'm already crazy. Turn it up, baby!
Hawkgirl: John, this can't go any further.
Green Lantern: Why not?
Hawkgirl: It's crazy! We work together!
Green Lantern: So? It gives us something in common.
Hawkgirl: We can't be worrying about each other when we're fighting the bad guys.
Green Lantern: Too late for that. What else you got?
Hawkgirl: We're... so different. I mean, look at us. Just look at us.
Green Lantern: I see a man, and a woman.
The Joker: Even you can't disarm one my bombs in time.
The Flash: Shut up!
The Joker: What kind of a retort is that? You're not even trying.
[Flash reaches for the blue wire]
The Joker: Not the blue one! You'll blow us all to smithereens!
[Pulls his hand back, then reaches back to the wires again]
The Joker: Seriously, you were right. Cut the black one. I mean, the red one. No, blue. That's it, black and yellow striped one. No, wait! Green.
[Once the bomb has 1 second left on the timer, Flash picks it up and runs offscreen with it, a distant explosion is heard, the Joker's studio shakes for a moment]
The Joker: What just happened?
Cameraman: He uh... I think...
The Joker: Get me an instant replay. Super slow motion.
[the cameras throughout town replay what Flash did in slow motion, showing that he ran out of the casino with the bomb, down the streets, then to the outskirts of Las Vegas before it went off]
The Joker: ... huh.
Hawkgirl: I found John. He's in bad shape.
Batman: We'll meet at the last bomb, then go after Joker.
Hawkgirl: Negative! John needs medical attention.
Batman: Make it fast, we've got to...
Hawkgirl: Hawkgirl out!
Hawkgirl: [on the phone] It was the shock of the detonation that stopped his heart... no, he's gonna be fine. I'll stay with him tonight. Batman, about before? I'm sorry I...
Batman: No. We never leave a man behind. Right?
Hawkgirl: [smiles] Right.
Batman: Harley, where's Joker?
Harley Quinn: After all these years, you still think I'd give up Mr. J?
Batman: Why not? He gave you up.
Harley Quinn: That was a long time ago. He's changed. We've been to couples counseling.
Batman: I'm talking about right now. Or haven't you been watching the show?
Ace: [after seeing Batman pull the headband that the government used on her long ago to block her abilities out of The Joker's pocket, she gets up and advances on him] I'm not afraid of you.
The Joker: [backs away] Wait, please...
Ace: I know what it's like to frighten other people. That's why I'm not afraid of you. I'm the only one.
The Flash: That about wraps you up.
[King mumbles under the Mummy wrapping]
The Flash: I know. It's all I could think of on the spur of the moment.
The Flash: Hey, Supes! That's the last of bombs. We win.
Superman: That was quite a stunt you just pulled off.
The Flash: I know. Can't wait to catch the rerun.
The Joker: It's only a matter of time now, a few more minutes and millions of people are going to go...
[flips his lips]
The Joker: "b-b-b-b-b-b-b." and it's all because of you
[Leans close to Ace]
The Joker: . The best sidekick a homicidal maniac ever had.
Harley Quinn: [offscreen] What about me?
The Joker: Harley!
Harley Quinn: [Camera pans to reveal Harley Quinn standing in the nearby doorway, who then advances on The Joker] Yeah, Harley, you worthless two timing piece...
The Joker: Wait! Wait. We can't let everything we have be ruined by a silly misunderstanding.
Harley Quinn: And what is it that I'm not understanding?
The Joker: That we're two of a kind, that you'll always come back to me.
Harley Quinn: Yeah, I guess I do, don't I? But...
The Joker: Like the swallows in Capistrano, and there's one other thing you're not getting.
Harley Quinn: What?
The Joker: That you led Batman right to my doorstep!
Harley Quinn: Uh!
[She staggers backwards through a blackboard and to the floor, out cold]
The Joker: Tough love. Very effective, don't you think so, Batman? Yoo-hoo! Batman! I know you're here s-
[Batman punches him in the face from offscreen, knocking him onto his back]
The Joker: Oh!
[Gets up as Batman approaches]
The Joker: Oh, there you are. Acey, why don't you give him a piece of your mind?
[Ace looks to Batman and starts to use her perception altering powers on him]
Superman: Give it up kid, there's no way you can beat me.
Ten: I don't have to beat you. I just have to slow you down until the bomb blows.
Superman: Hold that thought.
[Superman punches Ten into the sky, then disarms the bomb. Ten lands, and Superman picks him up]
Superman: Now, where were we?
[punches Ten into the distance]
The Joker: [singing to the tune of "London Bridge"] Big ol' Bats is fallin' down,/On the ground,/Mind unsound,/Big ol' Bats is fallin' down,/I'm so happy!