Batman : Harley, where's Joker?
Harley Quinn : After all these years, you still think I'd give up Mr. J?
Batman : Why not? He gave you up.
Harley Quinn : That was a long time ago. He's changed. We've been to couples counseling.
Batman : I'm talking about right now. Or haven't you been watching the show?
The Joker : It's only a matter of time now, a few more minutes and millions of people are going to go...
[flips his lips]
The Joker : "b-b-b-b-b-b-b." and it's all because of you
[Leans close to Ace]
The Joker : . The best sidekick a homicidal maniac ever had.
Harley Quinn : [offscreen] What about me?
The Joker : Harley!
Harley Quinn : [Camera pans to reveal Harley Quinn standing in the nearby doorway, who then advances on The Joker] Yeah, Harley, you worthless two timing piece...
The Joker : Wait! Wait. We can't let everything we have be ruined by a silly misunderstanding.
Harley Quinn : And what is it that I'm not understanding?
The Joker : That we're two of a kind, that you'll always come back to me.
Harley Quinn : Yeah, I guess I do, don't I? But...
The Joker : Like the swallows in Capistrano, and there's one other thing you're not getting.
Harley Quinn : What?
The Joker : That you led Batman right to my doorstep!
Harley Quinn : Uh!
[She staggers backwards through a blackboard and to the floor, out cold]
The Joker : Tough love. Very effective, don't you think so, Batman? Yoo-hoo! Batman! I know you're here s-
[Batman punches him in the face from offscreen, knocking him onto his back]
The Joker : Oh!
[Gets up as Batman approaches]
The Joker : Oh, there you are. Acey, why don't you give him a piece of your mind?
[Ace looks to Batman and starts to use her perception altering powers on him]