[to the woman whose baby Chandler and Monica want to adopt]
Chandler: My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this, but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... it kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
Joey: [shouts, repeated line] Joey doesn't share food!
Joey: [seeing he and Ross are wearing the same shirt] Stupid Gap on every corner!
Phoebe Buffay: So Joey's out with my friend the other night and she reaches over and takes some of his fries...
Rachel Green: Oh, no.
Phoebe Buffay: You know about the plate thing?
Rachel Green: Oh, yeah. Joey doesn't share food. I remember the other day it was breakfast and I had some grapes on my plate.
Phoebe Buffay: [to Joey] You wouldn't let her share a grape?
Rachel Green: Oh, no, not me. Emma.
Chandler: We don't know how long it's going to be before we have another baby.
Erica: Why don't you have the reverend pray on it?
Monica Geller-Bing: And behold she did adopt unto them a baby... and it was good.
Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler? I only know you as "File CRW33815-D".
Chandler: That's what our friends call us.