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"Friends" The One with the Birth Mother (TV Episode 2004) Poster

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[to the woman whose baby Chandler and Monica want to adopt]

Chandler: My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this, but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... it kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?

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Joey: [shouts, repeated line] Joey doesn't share food!

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Joey: [seeing he and Ross are wearing the same shirt] Stupid Gap on every corner!

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Phoebe Buffay: So Joey's out with my friend the other night and she reaches over and takes some of his fries...

Rachel Green: Oh, no.

Phoebe Buffay: You know about the plate thing?

Rachel Green: Oh, yeah. Joey doesn't share food. I remember the other day it was breakfast and I had some grapes on my plate.

Phoebe Buffay: [to Joey] You wouldn't let her share a grape?

Rachel Green: Oh, no, not me. Emma.

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Chandler: We don't know how long it's going to be before we have another baby.

Erica: Why don't you have the reverend pray on it?

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Monica Geller-Bing: And behold she did adopt unto them a baby... and it was good.

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Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler? I only know you as "File CRW33815-D".

Chandler: That's what our friends call us.

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Monica Geller-Bing: Why couldn't I have been a reverend?

Chandler: You're Jewish.

Monica Geller-Bing: Technicality!

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