Frasier and Niles share a table at a busy Cafe Nervosa with two women, Beth Armstrong and Laura Paris. The women are kitchen designers which the Crane boys find just fascinating. It leads to them going out on a double date and when Martin is unable to use a mountain cabin he's rented for the weekend, the four of them decide to go. The men fret over the sleeping arrangements to the point that neurotic Niles can't do anything until he gets the okay from Maris. It all drives Frasier crazy and ruins the weekend.
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When Martin reads aloud from Daphne's romance novel, he doesn't start at the page that Daphne has bookmarked. See more
Niles, I can't take this anymore.
These women are as inscrutable as sphinxes.
Yes. Since we've got here all they've done is send us the most veiled, cloaked, cryptic messages. Can't they just give us one clear signal?
Well, I'm off to bed. Niles, are you coming?
[exits to bedroom
[missing the implication
Curse these infernal riddles!
When the title "Frasier" and the usual silhouette of Seattle are on screen, several lights are being lit in the "windows" of the buildings. See more
Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs
Written by Bruce Miller
and Darryl Phinnessee
Performed by Kelsey Grammer See more