Extreme Ghostbusters (TV Series)

Deadliners (1997)

Jason Marsden: Garrett Miller

Quotes 

• Eduardo Rivera : Look, these things are supposed to be scary. Your story has no jeopardy. It's just forty pages of you blowing away ghosts and chasing skirts.

  Garrett Miller : What's wrong with that?

  Kylie Griffin : Hey, Iron Johns. Cut the guy talk. We got a call.

  Garrett Miller : Blowing away ghosts. It's what I do.

• Roland Jackson : So Garrett, how reality-based is your story?

  Kylie Griffin : I think what Roland is politely fishing for is... we're in it, right?

  Eduardo Rivera : Yeah, we're in it... for about a page... then we die... squealing for mercy.

  Roland Jackson : We what?

  Eduardo Rivera : Well, not all of us. The handsome guy in the wheelchair lives.

  Kylie Griffin : What a shock.

  Roland Jackson : It's okay, Garrett. I'm sure you have artistic reasons.

  Kylie Griffin : Roland, don't be such a simp!

  Garrett Miller : Hey, don't take it personally, guys, it's just more commercial with one hero. Besides, I get to avenge your deaths.

  Kylie Griffin : Garrett, you made us squeal for mercy. I am 'not' a squealer.

  Garrett Miller : Tell you what, i'll bring you back as ghosts in the sequel. Promise.

• Garrett Miller : Don't don't let em' bug you, pachuco. They may be the brains of this operation, but you and me, we're the butt kickers. Especially me. And speaking of you, I didn't know you were such a horror fan.

  Eduardo Rivera : A lot about me you don't know.

  Garrett Miller : Well, tell me. As a fan of the genre, did my story rock?

  Eduardo Rivera : Well, um...

  Garrett Miller : Go on. Tell it to me like is. I can take it.

  Eduardo Rivera : It stunk. Bad.

  Garrett Miller : [sarcastically]  Right.