Ed Ferrara : So, the pig actually eats the bacon?
Tom Scavo : Uh, huh, yeah.
Ed Ferrara : I don't see the client doing a happy dance over the whole cannibalism theme.
Lynette Scavo : Well, Tom, why don't you pitch him the other idea you came up with last night. You know the one where people love bacon so much they want to keep it a secret.
Ed Ferrara : What like a secret underground society of bacon eaters?
Tom Scavo : More like my college fraternity, where, you know, everybody wanted in, but we only took the coolest guys.
Ed Ferrara : You were Greek?
Tom Scavo : Alpha Tau Omega.
Ed Ferrara : I was Phi Kap.
Tom Scavo : You?
Ed Ferrara : And I don't remember you having to be that cool to pledge ATO.
Tom Scavo : Look, if I had a nickel for every Phi Kap that I tied to a freeway sign.
Ed Ferrara : Scavo, if you were my pledge, I would've made you my bitch.