Clair Huxtable: [as a fast-talking saleswoman to Theo and Cockroach] Gentlemen, welcome to Amanda's Furniture City. Where money talks and nobody walks, if you like it you touch it, if you break it you buy it, if you don't see it we don't have it but we will get it, now what can I do for you?
[Theo only has $200 to furnish his "apartment" in the "Real World"]
Theo: [looking around Amanda's Furniture City] Everything's so expensive. What do I do?
Clair Huxtable: Honey, did you come here for advice or for furniture? Now look, time is money. What you have got to do is figure out exactly what it is that you need.
Theo: I *need* it all.
Clair Huxtable: Yes, but you are not going to get it for $200, but you are in luck. Because here at Furniture City, we accept all major credit cards.
Theo: I don't have any credit cards.
Clair Huxtable: You are in luck, because here at Furniture City, we accept personal checks.
Theo: I don't have any personal checks.
Clair Huxtable: [the saleswoman smile leaves her face] Then *you* are about to *leave* Furniture City.