A Bit of a Do (TV Series)
Lucinda: Simon wants to know if you can get the ring road plan scrapped, Rita.
Rita Simcock: Tell him, no, I can't get it scrapped.
Lucinda: No, she can't get it scrapped.
Ted Simcock: Thank you, Simon.
Simon: What on earth for?
Ted Simcock: Because every time I meet you, I get to thinking my two aren't such berks after all.
Jenny Simcock: Don't start to give *me* moral lectures, Simon. Are you and Lucinda so morally pure yourselves?
Elvis: [reprovingly] Simon?
Lucinda: Apart from Simon's isolated lapse - which he's told me all about and I've forgiven.
Jenny Simcock: And no lapses at all in your past, Lucinda?
Lucinda: Unfashionably for this day and age, no. In eighty-seven days' time, Simon will be the first person in the world to know my body.
Simon: We *were* planning to invite you both.
Elvis: I'll watch with interest. I may even be able to give you a tip or two!