A Bit of a Do (TV Series)
Wayne Foskett: Elvis Simcock
Jenny Simcock : Don't start to give *me* moral lectures, Simon. Are you and Lucinda so morally pure yourselves?
Elvis : [reprovingly] Simon?
Lucinda : Apart from Simon's isolated lapse - which he's told me all about and I've forgiven.
Jenny Simcock : And no lapses at all in your past, Lucinda?
Lucinda : Unfashionably for this day and age, no. In eighty-seven days' time, Simon will be the first person in the world to know my body.
Simon : We *were* planning to invite you both.
Elvis : I'll watch with interest. I may even be able to give you a tip or two!