Tabitha Soren : The censorship battle over rap star Ice Man McGee's latest release is heating up. A Los Angeles man by the name of Doug Szathkey is protesting Ice Man's new hit single, 'Kill Doug Szathkey.'
Gen. Douglas MacArthur : Come on Stacy, shake those cobwebs loose.
B Minus Time Traveler : July 7, 1941, a dayyy that will live in infamy.
[General MacArthur gives a disapproving look]
B Minus Time Traveler : September 12, 1941, a dayyy that will live in...
B Minus Time Traveler : Come on, General MacArthur, they both sound right.
Gen. Douglas MacArthur : How could you forget the day Pearl Harbor was bombed?
B Minus Time Traveler : Well, it was like, super easy to cheat in that class, cuz I had this friend Stacy, we had this system rigged where you would write it...
[the General stare sternly]
B Minus Time Traveler : on... your... arm...