Calendar Girl: Strange, isn't it? Dinosaurs have been dead for millions of years, yet they still get parts in movies.
[after Calendar Girl is caught, a police officer pulls off her mask]
Calendar Girl: NO! DON'T LOOK AT ME!
[She writhes around, trying to hide her face. Batman and Batgirl are watching from above]
Batgirl: But... she's beautiful.
Batman: She can't see that now. All she can see are the flaws.
Miss Solstice: No! Please! I'm too young to die!
Calendar Girl: Honey, you're never too thin and you're never too young.
Zaltig Lady: Isn't it lovely? I've got to buy one.
Husband: For who?
[She hits him]
Husband: What did I do?
Donna Day: Listen, if you let me go, I can make it worth your while. I'm the sole owner of a major company.
Barkley James: Help me, and I promise Gotham Motors will see you're taken care of.
Donna Day: Hey! I made the first offer, company man!
Barkley James: Rag merchant!
Donna Day: Junk dealer!
Henchman: You know what I want from you two?
Henchman: QUIET! The boss is thinking.