Gloria Bunker-Stivic : Daddy, how can you be against gun control with all the assassinations? Look at it, the Kennedys and Martin Luther King. And what about the shooting of Governor Wallace?
Archie Bunker : I'm saying maybe Governor Wallace wouldn't have gotten shot if he had a rod in his mitt!
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : What?
Archie Bunker : Because the Governor was there, he coulda shot first!
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Archie, what would he be doing walking around in a crowd with a gun?
Archie Bunker : What was the other bum doing in the crowd with the gun?
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : That's ridiculous, Archie! You're talking about a human being who may be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.
Archie Bunker : Yes, and if that human being had a rod, then the other human being would be in the wheelchair!