Alfred Hitchcock - Host : Good evening. Thank you for being so prompt. I detest being kept waiting. I thought you might be interested in this collection of gift selections. They range from conventional to rare. Here is the ever-popular revolver. It is an excellent means of establishing credit in a strange city. It is equally useful in the removal of unwanted or unsightly persons. Here is a jar of poison mushrooms for those smart alecks who know toadstools when they see them.
[Holds up tomahawk]
Alfred Hitchcock - Host : Here we have a weapon that is primitive but effective. It is guaranteed to be 50% painless. You see it takes two men to operate it and the one at this end doesn't feel a thing.