Hayden Christensen: David Rice
David Rice : Let me tell you about my day so far. Coffee in Paris, surfed the Maldives, took a little nap on Kilimanjaro. Oh, yeah, I got digits from this Polish chick in Rio. And then I jumped back for the final quarter of the N.B.A. finals - courtside of course. And all that was before lunch. I could go on, but all I'm saying is, I'm standing on top of the world.
David Rice : [referring to bomb] What's that?
Griffin : What?
David Rice : What are you doing?
Griffin : Nothing, I was uh, you know thinking about going bowling
David Rice : What?
Griffin : Roland's in there with his whole army. I'm going to go back there and end this, what do you think? Yeah I'm gonna blow him to Timbuktu.
David Rice : Millie's in there!
Griffin : Oh yeah, there is that as well.
David Rice : [to Roland] I told you I'm different. I could have dropped you with the sharks.
David Rice : You, uh, you ever read Marvel Team-Up?
Griffin : Yeah, I've read it. And?
David Rice : Two superheroes joining forces for like, uh, a limited run.
Griffin : You see, I see what you're trying to do, yeah? I'm not buying it. For your own sake, just go home.
David Rice : You live in a cave.
Griffin : It's called a lair. And what's the point?
David Rice : I'm just saying, you know. We, uh, kind of have this common thing.
Griffin : If it moves, I can jump it. Actually, I knew this Jumper once - crazy bastard - tried to hop a whole building. Won't be trying that again.
David Rice : Why's that?
Griffin : That's 'cause he's dead. Killed him. Still managed to shake it a little though.
David Rice : So how long you been doing this for?
Griffin : Doing what? Driving?
David Rice : No. Jumping.
Griffin : Since I was five.
David Rice : Five?
Griffin : Yeah.
David Rice : How'd you keep it a secret from people? Like your parents.
Griffin : It's pretty easy when they're not around.
David Rice : Where were they?
Griffin : Not around.
David Rice : [bowing to Coliseum statues] Thank you very much! Next showing will be at six o'clock. Don't forget to tip your usher.
David Rice : Take a deep breath.