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The Madagascar Penguins in a Christmas Caper (2005) Poster

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Skipper: Eggnog at 2100 hours, writing our names in the snow at 2105.

Private: Skipper?

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Old Lady: [thinks that Private is a toy] Now this is woikmanship. So where's the gosh darn squeaker on this thing? It's gotta have a squeaker.

[Private farts]

Old Lady: Now that's more like it.

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Skipper: Hold on a second! Something's missing!

Kowalski: Cranberries: check! Eggnog: check!

Skipper: Give me a headcount.

Kowalski: [grabs abacus] We have three heads, sir!

Skipper: Where's the private?

Kowalski: Unknown sir! It would appear that he's

[grabs milk carton]

Kowalski: missing!

[shows milk carton with a big 'missing' advert for the private]

Skipper: Missing? Hoover Dam! Wait, there he is. He just went to bed.

[pulls off sheets, revealing a bowling pin underneath]

Skipper: What the...

[slapping the pin]

Skipper: What have you do with Private? Talk, Mister!

Kowalski: Skipper, over here.

Skipper: [to pin] I'll deal with you later.

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Skipper: [following a group of nuns] Blend! Blend!

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[repeated line]

Skipper: Hoover Dam!

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Kowalski: Oh, no. He must be out there all by himself.

Skipper: He's one of us, men. You all know the Penguin Credo.

Kowalski: Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick?

Skipper: No.

[Rico speaks Japanese gibberish]

Skipper: No, that's the Walrus Credo. It's "Never swim alone." Private's out there all by himself, and we never leave one of our own.

Kowalski: Oh, yeah.

Skipper: Let's go.

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Private: Thanks for rescuing me, Skipper.

Skipper: Think nothing of it, young Private. It's the least we could do. You remember the Penguin Credo.

Private: What does deep-frying in Bisquick have to do with any of this?

Skipper: Not that one, the other one! "Never swim alone!" Alone! On Christmas! Don't you get it? Come on people, do I have to explain this to everybody?

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Skipper: He's in trouble.

Rico: [starts to light a stick of dynamite] Kaboom!

Skipper: Stand down, soldier. We're in observation mode.

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Skipper: [to the penguins] Grand Coolee Dam! Private's been captured.

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Skipper: Engage cranberries!

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Skipper: Kowalski, analysis!

Kowalski: [eats some snow] Mmm... Adrenaline, sweat and sardines. These tracks are fresh sir!

Skipper: He's close... I can feel it.

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Skipper: Shitake mushrooms! No more Mr. Cute and Cuddly.

Rico: [grabs stang of dynamite] Kaboom-kaboom-kaboom!

Skipper: Rico! Enough with the dynamite already!

Rico: [sighs disappointed] Aww.

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Skipper: [to the penguins] Holy butterball!

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[the old lady's dog, Mr. Chew, starts eating Private's Christmas sock, while Private's in it]

Private: Nice doggy! Good Doggy! No, good boy! No! No! Don't eat me! No!

[Mr. Chew comes closer to Private and Private starts to panic]

Private: Leave me alone! Don't eat me! AAAH!

[Skipper, Kowalski and Rico break in through a window, landing safely on a table]

Skipper: Santa Claus has come to town!

Private: Ooh, Skipper.

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Private: But no-one should be sad and alone on Christmas!

Skipper: Exactly! So throw those troubles away and be merry!

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Kowalski: [as Rico drinks Egg-nog] Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

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Skipper: Lets blow this popsicle stand, boys!

Rico: [Grabs stick of dynamite] Kaaboooom?

Skipper: Yes, Rico. Kaaboom.

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Skipper: [as Rico hold an anvil above the elderly lady's head] Rico! She didn't see anything!

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Rico: Eggno-o-o-og! Eggnog! Eggnog!

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Skipper: [to Rico playing the "Knife game" at the dinner table] Rico! Not at the table.

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Skipper: [watching Rico chug eggnog] That boy can really hold down his nog.

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Old Lady: [to the taxi driver] I got a tip for ya! Drop dead!

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Skipper: What comes down must go up!

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TV Announcer: [Private flies across the room] Ryan takes the snap!

[Private flies into a table covered in food]

TV Announcer: What a hit! Ryan is down!

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Skipper: Excelente!

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Old Lady: [to Mr. Chew] Why does Christmas have to be every year! What a pain the the ugh! The tape! It's so sticky!

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Skipper: [following Old Lady] Not on my watch, Blue Hair!

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Kowalski: How are we going to get inside?

Rico: [Lights a fuse] Ka-boom! Ka-boom!

Skipper: I have a better idea.

[Puts out the fuse]

Rico: Oh.

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[last lines]

All: [singing] Jingle Bells, monkeys smell / Melman laid an egg / Marty thinks that Alex stinks / And the camels say, "Oy vey!"

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[first lines]

Private: He looks so sad.

Skipper: Rico, I want that tree up to muster.

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