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Vampire Assassin (2005)

PG-13 | | Action, Horror | Video 9 August 2005
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Martial artist Ron Hall stars in this dark vampire thriller reminiscent of BLADE. Ambitious cop Derek (Hall) is dogged by a phobia that is unfortunate in his line of work. Having witnessed ... See full summary »

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Cast

Credited cast:
Ron Hall ... Derek Washington
Mel Novak ... Gustoff Slovak
Gerald Okamura ... Master Kao
Rudy Ray Moore
Merry Birchfield ... Samantha Morris (as Merry Everest)
Anthony Chow Anthony Chow
Chadwick Pelletier
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Brandy Bardeux Brandy Bardeux
Jennifer Bartecchi Jennifer Bartecchi ... Secretary
Elle Beyer ... Vampire (as Elle Bennett)
Lon Beyer Lon Beyer ... Assassin (as Lon Michael Lee)
Ben Brown Ben Brown
Cheyenne Camille ... (as Cheyenne Quintanar)
Maurice Carriere Maurice Carriere ... Officer Coleman
Shawn Cephas Shawn Cephas ... Shadow Warrior 2
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Martial artist Ron Hall stars in this dark vampire thriller reminiscent of BLADE. Ambitious cop Derek (Hall) is dogged by a phobia that is unfortunate in his line of work. Having witnessed his father's murder as a young child, he is deathly afraid of blood, but when he takes the law into his own hands to catch underworld counterfeiter Gustoff Slovak, he is forced to face his fear. The operation blows up in his face, resulting in a massacre that leaves Derek the only one of his team to survive. Derek reaches the shocking conclusion that Slovak is actually a vampire, and joins forces with the last in a long line of vampire hunters, Master Kao, who agrees to train Derek in his ancient art. However, in order to combat Slovak--whose past intersects with Derek's own in disturbing ways--Derek must become that which he hates the most: a vampire. Written by Anonymous

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The bounty is blood.

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Action | Horror

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for violence and brief strong language | See all certifications »
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

9 August 2005 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

O fonias ton vrikolakon See more »

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

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$1,500,000 (estimated)
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Color
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Previously, Ron Hall had been working on a martial arts western called "The Slow Die Fast" as his directorial debut. The film was never completed, but Hall secured distributors for his vampire feature by shipping the uncompleted movie around to producers. See more »

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Referenced in Movie Nights: Samurai Cop (2012) See more »

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Be prepared for the worst movie EVER.
8 October 2005 | by bluefunoodle311See all my reviews

It's 2005, my friends...a time of amazing special effects and an age of technology. So, why can't we see a movie that's a little more thought out than this cheesy low-budget film. I've seen a lot of low-budget movies that rock my socks off, but this one...it's almost as if it's trying to be horrible. Just...don't...watch it. I can look past lack of special effects and computer generated scenes if the acting itself was at least good. I feel like a small child produced this entire movie. There's not even an original plot line. Vampire Assassins, in itself is one big plot hole with an attempt to mock itself. Can someone tell me if, perhaps, this was designed as a comedy movie and I just didn't know it? It makes me wonder, what does the sequel have in store for us who so loved the first installment?


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