Get Smart (2008) Poster


Masi Oka: Bruce



  • Bruce : [as Max is escaping]  Turn around slowly.

    Maxwell Smart : [turns around to find Bruce and Lloyd coming around the corner with forced angry facial expressions and Bruce holding a gun]  Guys, you have to believe me I am not a double agent.

    Lloyd : We never thought you were.

    Bruce : Yeah, we love you, man.

    Maxwell Smart : Then what's with the firearm and the freak-show expression?

    Bruce : For the security camera. If it looks like we let you go, we'd totally get fired.

    Maxwell Smart : [looks up at the camera then looks back]  Got it.

    [Burce and Lloyd shuffle forward stiffly and regain fighting stances and angry expressions] 

    Maxwell Smart : Where are the Chief and 99?

    Bruce : They flew to L.A. to talk to the President.

    Maxwell Smart : I need to get out of here before someone else comes to stop me.

    Bruce : I suggest you overpower us.

    Maxwell Smart : Good idea. Bruce I will smash you in the face.

    Bruce : [rather pleasantly]  Thank you.

    Maxwell Smart : Lloyd, I will simulate your disembowelment.

    Lloyd : [whimpers slightly] 

    Maxwell Smart : Ready? One...

    [Bruce flinches] 

    Maxwell Smart : Not yet! I haven't punched you yet. React when I punch you.

    Bruce : [regains firearm]  Oh, yeah.

    Maxwell Smart : One, two, three.

    [punches to the left but Bruce falls to his left] 

    Maxwell Smart : Wrong way.

    Lloyd : OK, wait. You should know sometimes I faint.

    Maxwell Smart : I'm not actually going to hit you.

    Lloyd : No, but when I see blood, or talk about blood, or think about blood...

    Maxwell Smart : There will be no blood. Hang in there. Hang in, buddy.

    Lloyd : [faints] 

  • Larabee : Hey, new guy. Hold up a second. Welcome to CONTROL. We have a tradition called "Pick on the new guy." Here's how it works. We pick on the new guy.

    Agent 91 : And you can't do anything about it.

    Larabee : Let's try one. You dropped your pencil.

    Agent 91 : Did you hear the man!

    Hymie : I don't see a man, I see two little girls. I think I'll call you Maureen, and you Brittany.

    Agent 91 : New guy did not.

    Larabee : New guy did.

    Agent 91 : OK, new guy...

    Larabee : I got this. And I'm going to enjoy it.

    Hymie : That will make me happy, Maureen.

    Larabee : Ho ho ho. Maureen...

    [Larabee punches Hymie in the stomach- loud metallic sound is heard] 

    Larabee : OW! What's in there? Oh. Oh.

    Hymie : And just for the record.

    Larabee : Oh. Oh. What's in there?

    [Hymie staples paper to Larabee's forehead. Larabee screams] 

    Hymie : My name is not "new guy". My name is Hymie. Now, if you ladies will excuse me.

    [Hymie walks away] 

    Bruce : [Bruce and Lloyd hiding off to the side]  This is going to be so fun.

    Lloyd : Make him high five me.

    [Hymie high fives Lloyd] 

  • Lloyd : Hey Max, we got you a lovely parting gift for your first mission.

    Maxwell Smart : Oh, pocket knife!

    Lloyd : Not just pocket knife. Swiss Army knife. It comes with tweezers, pliers, tiny magnifying glass...

    Bruce : Fish scaler, a saw, a flamethrower, chisel, a wire-crimping tool.

    Lloyd : We also added a crossbow that fires harpoons connected to 60 ft of spider silk nanothread. It has the strength of steel cable.

    Bruce : It's a time-consuming, labor-intensive technology.

    Lloyd : Spiders have to be individually milked.

    Bruce : And they do not like it.

    Lloyd : No, they don't.

    Maxwell Smart : Gentlemen, you're the best. Thanks!

  • Larabee : Two-nerd pileup!

    [bumps Bruce and Lloyd together and makes the noise of squealing tires] 

    Agent 91 : [shoving Bruce and Lloyed into the desk]  Move!

    Bruce : Pretty boys! Nothing but empty suits.

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